Gregory Curtis-Lois Kamm

Mrs. Kamm was such a mess. She had a boi toy when she lived in Kalamazoo, MI. Once Mrs. Kamm found out he gave it out to others for free she went into a tizzy, drank sloe gin, moved to East Lansing and reinvented herself. She ended it all by dressing up in her mother's clothes she hated, but not before calling 911, picking up a gun and throwing Beulahland on the crack up victoria. Then, bang, just like a popcorn fart, Mrs. Kamm had reached the land of corn and wine.